awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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