Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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