Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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