So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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