i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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