come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize