You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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