if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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