I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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