i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
