Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
