is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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