Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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