i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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