Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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