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(310): View more from California

My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra

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(561): View more from Florida

i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed

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(813): View more from Florida

He had one of those small greek statue penises

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(587): View more from Alberta

the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"

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(303): View more from Colorado

I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.

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(208): View more from Idaho

He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.

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(703): View more from Virginia

If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah

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