end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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