I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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