Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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