while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just want nice things and good sex
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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