Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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