I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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