Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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