In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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