i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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