There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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