bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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