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  • Wow classy guy, did you ask him if was inside you yet?

    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Apr 10, 13 at 4:28pm
  • It's pretty genius actually. Bet he was trying to get her to up the ante to try and gain that #1 spot.

    Submitted by sonicdeathmonkey on Apr 10, 13 at 7:58pm
  • Well at least you can believe he was being honest and chances are being #2 is an accomplishment

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 10, 13 at 5:10pm
  • Half way through I whispered "I'm almost done" then to my amazement my right hand shouted back " hurry up fucker I'm starting to cramp"....damn I'm highasballs

    Submitted by highasballs on Apr 10, 13 at 5:37pm
  • Should have told him he was 2nd smallest she had ever done

    Submitted by cwelkman on Apr 10, 13 at 8:19pm
  • Top 5, not too bad.

    Submitted by jimmyjim14 on Apr 10, 13 at 4:37pm
  • He's probably only slept with one other person

    Submitted by sarah2247 on Apr 11, 13 at 9:29am
  • Halfway through sex I whispered in his ear "you're the Eighty Eighth best Anus Licker in the good ol' US of A".

    Submitted by RoffMain on Apr 10, 13 at 6:58pm
  • Cool. And he got to finish. Like a boss.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Apr 10, 13 at 8:15pm
  • ... but none could match the beauty of his own hand.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Apr 11, 13 at 3:51am
  • Accept anal and you will make it too #1.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 13 at 12:02am
  • Stay classy, Saskatchewan.

    Submitted by krashski35 on Apr 11, 13 at 9:14am
  • Did he call you by your moms name?

    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 10, 13 at 9:50pm
  • This is just a lame variation of the classic "Rodeo Position".

    Submitted by ThePubShow on Apr 11, 13 at 5:35pm
  • Trying to tell her she's good but not good enough

    Submitted by Fish420 on Apr 10, 13 at 11:23pm
  • Silver medal? Awww that's too bad, Daddy only goes for girls who get Gold medals!! Put that in her head, get the daddy issues out on the table. Then she'll really work hard to be your number1. All her morals will go straight out back door so that you can enter it later.

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 11, 13 at 8:40am
  • Hahaha 2nd smallest

    Submitted by mndcp on Apr 11, 13 at 1:41am
  • I'm still proud that after giving my first blow job I was told I was his third best. And this guy had been with a lot of guys. \nTo me this post sounds like brag

    Submitted by Xtasty on Jul 18, 13 at 5:16pm
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Apr 10, 13 at 4:24pm