Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Wow classy guy, did you ask him if was inside you yet?
Well at least you can believe he was being honest and chances are being #2 is an accomplishment
It's pretty genius actually. Bet he was trying to get her to up the ante to try and gain that #1 spot.
Half way through I whispered "I'm almost done" then to my amazement my right hand shouted back " hurry up fucker I'm starting to cramp"....damn I'm highasballs
Should have told him he was 2nd smallest she had ever done
Top 5, not too bad.
He's probably only slept with one other person
Halfway through sex I whispered in his ear "you're the Eighty Eighth best Anus Licker in the good ol' US of A".
Cool. And he got to finish. Like a boss.
Accept anal and you will make it too #1.
... but none could match the beauty of his own hand.
Silver medal? Awww that's too bad, Daddy only goes for girls who get Gold medals!! Put that in her head, get the daddy issues out on the table. Then she'll really work hard to be your number1. All her morals will go straight out back door so that you can enter it later.
Stay classy, Saskatchewan.
Hahaha 2nd smallest
I'm still proud that after giving my first blow job I was told I was his third best. And this guy had been with a lot of guys. \nTo me this post sounds like brag
Did he call you by your moms name?
This is just a lame variation of the classic "Rodeo Position".
Trying to tell her she's good but not good enough