Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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