dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
operation have a gay friend backfired
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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