After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he thought i was a dude.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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