my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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