Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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