You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Everything about him screamed your future.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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