seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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