I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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