I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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