If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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