so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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