Yo dont text me then not text me
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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