why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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