Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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