on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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