I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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