No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Randomize