carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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