Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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