I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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