I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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