The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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