Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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