What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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