you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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