Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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