matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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