idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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