clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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