If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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